flyinguitars
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i made a post here last week and it got me thinking about some of the funny and crazy things that i saw, did, experienced while playing in a band.
Not sure how it was/is in other parts of the country or world, but the music scene in my area was massive. Hundreds/thousands of players and bands and clubs and venues everywhere. I started in clubs while still in high school but really went several nights per week in my early 20s and went solid into my early 40s probably did 3500 gigs or more in the span of my gigging run. I’ve played about 10 steady bands over that period and played with a lot of people on our local circuit here. I saw some crazy things...funny things, wild parties, fights, fought, and usually laughed a lot. I thought it would be cool to get a “this one time” kinda story thread going.
So here’s my first that still makes me chuckle because this guy was just too funny. This story involves a singer that i played in multiple bands over the years. This guy was amazing....sounded like Paul Rogers, had perfect pitch, never ever forgot a word or line, never sang out of key and i don’t remember him ever making a mistake. The guy was/is amazing and could have made it big if he really wanted it...he was one tough dude and fought like he lived in a Chuck Norris movie. Also his parents were rich and used to buy him new cars every 6 months. Good stuff too.....mustangs, vettes, trans am, etc. He had a had a streak of wrecking them so his dad “punished “ him and gave him a Lincoln town car to slow him down.
So one night we were at a club in Allentown pa and had split the night with the band Fuel. Fun gig and all and we stopped at a diner, had breakfast and then all left for our hour drive home to the phila area. There were 5 of us and we all drove separately and we all got on the pa turnpike together about 3:30 am. So we were all flying down the empty turnpike in a line and we started throwing shit at each other’s cars. Everyone would get in the right lane and one would speed by the pack throwing shit and get up front and so on and so on. So after a couple minutes we ran out of things to throw, so we started our other favorite retarded game of all shutting our lights out and playing chicken and driving in complete darkness as long as we could.
So after a few minutes of almost killing ourselves, the singer comes from the back of the pack, lights off, speeding by our line of cars at probably over 100mph throwing his last garbage out at us and rips off into the darkness over a big hill. We crest the hill just in Time to see him turn his lights and hit a big deer at 100mph. The deer exploded and he fishtailed all over the road and pulled to the shoulder. We all jumped out a we’re laughing so hard that we were crying. He got out and was crying too. Poor deer was dead instantly but it got stuck under his car and would not come loose. It was big too...like the size of a dairy cow. That fucker was wedged into the undercarriage of the back of the car and would not come loose. As he drove back and forth it just dragged and he even got stuck on it a few times. This was the funniest fucking thing that we ever saw...lol. His front end was smashed to shit and the deer was stuck under the car.
After about 10 minutes we were like “dude its getting late” ....so he decided to just go for it and drive the remaining 50ish miles and let it fall off on the way. We all took off and made sure he was ok at 60mph and then i stepped on the gas and got myself home ASAP.
So, the next night we played a club in Delaware about 40 miles south of our area. We get there for load in and get our gear set up and ready for sound check. The singer wasn’t there yet so we were hanging out at the stage door that opened to the parking lot. Here comes the singer doing like 50mph across the parking lot and powerslides the Lincoln to a screeching stop sideways about 3 feet away from us and the deer comes swinging out from under the back of the car.....lol. That fucking idiot drove close to a hundred miles from the time he hit the deer and didn’t even get up that day to remove it...lol...we were crying. I couldn’t stop laughing...haha. I couldn’t look at him the rest of the night and while we were playing that night i kept getting the giggles thinking about it. To top it off, he hooked up with some girl and took her out to his wrecked town car with a dead dear hanging from the back and banged her in the parking lot...lol...the dude was a funny MFer!
Not sure how it was/is in other parts of the country or world, but the music scene in my area was massive. Hundreds/thousands of players and bands and clubs and venues everywhere. I started in clubs while still in high school but really went several nights per week in my early 20s and went solid into my early 40s probably did 3500 gigs or more in the span of my gigging run. I’ve played about 10 steady bands over that period and played with a lot of people on our local circuit here. I saw some crazy things...funny things, wild parties, fights, fought, and usually laughed a lot. I thought it would be cool to get a “this one time” kinda story thread going.
So here’s my first that still makes me chuckle because this guy was just too funny. This story involves a singer that i played in multiple bands over the years. This guy was amazing....sounded like Paul Rogers, had perfect pitch, never ever forgot a word or line, never sang out of key and i don’t remember him ever making a mistake. The guy was/is amazing and could have made it big if he really wanted it...he was one tough dude and fought like he lived in a Chuck Norris movie. Also his parents were rich and used to buy him new cars every 6 months. Good stuff too.....mustangs, vettes, trans am, etc. He had a had a streak of wrecking them so his dad “punished “ him and gave him a Lincoln town car to slow him down.
So one night we were at a club in Allentown pa and had split the night with the band Fuel. Fun gig and all and we stopped at a diner, had breakfast and then all left for our hour drive home to the phila area. There were 5 of us and we all drove separately and we all got on the pa turnpike together about 3:30 am. So we were all flying down the empty turnpike in a line and we started throwing shit at each other’s cars. Everyone would get in the right lane and one would speed by the pack throwing shit and get up front and so on and so on. So after a couple minutes we ran out of things to throw, so we started our other favorite retarded game of all shutting our lights out and playing chicken and driving in complete darkness as long as we could.
So after a few minutes of almost killing ourselves, the singer comes from the back of the pack, lights off, speeding by our line of cars at probably over 100mph throwing his last garbage out at us and rips off into the darkness over a big hill. We crest the hill just in Time to see him turn his lights and hit a big deer at 100mph. The deer exploded and he fishtailed all over the road and pulled to the shoulder. We all jumped out a we’re laughing so hard that we were crying. He got out and was crying too. Poor deer was dead instantly but it got stuck under his car and would not come loose. It was big too...like the size of a dairy cow. That fucker was wedged into the undercarriage of the back of the car and would not come loose. As he drove back and forth it just dragged and he even got stuck on it a few times. This was the funniest fucking thing that we ever saw...lol. His front end was smashed to shit and the deer was stuck under the car.
After about 10 minutes we were like “dude its getting late” ....so he decided to just go for it and drive the remaining 50ish miles and let it fall off on the way. We all took off and made sure he was ok at 60mph and then i stepped on the gas and got myself home ASAP.
So, the next night we played a club in Delaware about 40 miles south of our area. We get there for load in and get our gear set up and ready for sound check. The singer wasn’t there yet so we were hanging out at the stage door that opened to the parking lot. Here comes the singer doing like 50mph across the parking lot and powerslides the Lincoln to a screeching stop sideways about 3 feet away from us and the deer comes swinging out from under the back of the car.....lol. That fucking idiot drove close to a hundred miles from the time he hit the deer and didn’t even get up that day to remove it...lol...we were crying. I couldn’t stop laughing...haha. I couldn’t look at him the rest of the night and while we were playing that night i kept getting the giggles thinking about it. To top it off, he hooked up with some girl and took her out to his wrecked town car with a dead dear hanging from the back and banged her in the parking lot...lol...the dude was a funny MFer!
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