Alabama Thunderpussy
Well-Known Member
In our pursuit of all things Marshall, i think it is necessary to establish a criteria for what makes a Workbench thread the most helpful and entertaining all at once. The ideal Workbench thread should include the following:
- One simple question, preferably about Power Scaling
or PPIMV
- One helpful link to example of said mods.
- One instance of Jon Wilder calling said linked site and/or OP an idiot.
- At LEAST one car or engine analogy.
- One feeble retort by defensive OP.
- Minimum nine (9) replies by Wilder, to be no less than 2,200 words each, and contain no less than seven (7) winking smilies.
- Minimum One post by regular member contesting Wilder's argument.
- One claim by rarely active member to have an EE degree and various certifications, but not offering anything to the discussion other than gloating of said credentials.
- Minimum of three (3) likes issued by diessect20002001
- One quickly degenerating argument between Wilder and other established member regarding proper usage of the term "power".
- At least one mention each of the terms: EVH, mojo, =C=, Plexi, Growl, Balls, Punchy, Crunchy, Tight, Sterile, Organic, Loose, and Hot-Rodded.
- One warning by Adwex to cool the harsh vibes.
- One overly friendly and helpful reply by Lane Sparber.
- Minimum Three (3) idiotic replies by Alabama Thunderpussy.
- One disgruntled post by Major.
- One ensuing argument between Major and Wilder.
- One post by Chuckharmonjr relating the subject to industrial electrical work.
- Minimum one (1) post by any member with a lame joke about their own age and time in-grade as a guitar player.
- Thread should conclude by trailing off into belly slapping and lighthearted jokes.
- One simple question, preferably about Power Scaling
or PPIMV
- One helpful link to example of said mods.
- One instance of Jon Wilder calling said linked site and/or OP an idiot.
- At LEAST one car or engine analogy.
- One feeble retort by defensive OP.
- Minimum nine (9) replies by Wilder, to be no less than 2,200 words each, and contain no less than seven (7) winking smilies.
- Minimum One post by regular member contesting Wilder's argument.
- One claim by rarely active member to have an EE degree and various certifications, but not offering anything to the discussion other than gloating of said credentials.
- Minimum of three (3) likes issued by diessect20002001
- One quickly degenerating argument between Wilder and other established member regarding proper usage of the term "power".
- At least one mention each of the terms: EVH, mojo, =C=, Plexi, Growl, Balls, Punchy, Crunchy, Tight, Sterile, Organic, Loose, and Hot-Rodded.
- One warning by Adwex to cool the harsh vibes.
- One overly friendly and helpful reply by Lane Sparber.
- Minimum Three (3) idiotic replies by Alabama Thunderpussy.
- One disgruntled post by Major.
- One ensuing argument between Major and Wilder.
- One post by Chuckharmonjr relating the subject to industrial electrical work.
- Minimum one (1) post by any member with a lame joke about their own age and time in-grade as a guitar player.
- Thread should conclude by trailing off into belly slapping and lighthearted jokes.
(oh crap that was Wilders Emoticon....sorry man).
