Christmas songs that need to just go away

[Jethro Rocker]

Christmas songs tired of that can go away?
Essentially all.

Except Kevin Bloody Wilson Hey Santy Claus
Language warning.

 

[Vinsanitizer]

in my opinion, the christmas songs that need to go away forever are about 99.9% of them, with a few rare exceptions...
the exceptions include:
the Vince Guaraldi Peanuts music
the South Park Christmas album
Chris Cornell singing Ave Maria
Jingle Cats albums vol. 1 & 2

Really? I posted that song here and they pissed all over it.

Time signature(s)

I'm going to learn this version of Ave Maria. I understand the music full-well in my head and can play just about anything time signature-wise, but I was never good at actually labeling time signatures. I think this song is in 3/3 - like a waltz. Or at least, it starts off that way (after the...

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[Cal Nevari]

So This Is Christmas
A wonderful Christmastime
Feliz Navidad
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Yup! Catchy but annoying...

 

[Cal Nevari]

I started a thread on another board about this very topic. I love Christmas, but I hate the "silly season" leading up to it with the stupid shit on the radio. I'm actually okay with "So This Is Christmas" because it brings back memories. The others in your list I hate.

Let me also add:

1. The Cheech and Chong stupidity about "Santa leeved een the trailer park weeth hees old lady."
2. The Bruce Springsteen skit where he asks Clarence if Santa is bringing him a new saxophone. Maybe he should bring Bruce a new dildo, instead.
3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Maybe Rudolph should lay off the bottle.
4. Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
5. "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby.

Hate, hate, hate the Springsteen song! Worst holiday song ever.

 

[Dogs of Doom]

the worst Christmas song ever?

the one by McCartney

 

[Dogs of Doom]

the worst Christmas song ever?

the one by McCartney

just because this thread made me think of it, I'll punish you guys w/ it... ...

 

[ricksdisconnected]

just because this thread made me think of it, I'll punish you guys w/ it... ...

hold it hold it HOLD IT.
ok guys ive got this one. doom just HAD to go and post this song with the damn video.
i will ward off these spirits with a very wonderful christmas song to keep the balance.


and of course to top it off, one for my buddy Vin.

 

[Leonard Neemoil]

Yowza!

My kind of woman.

All Christmas songs should disappear for eternity besides this one:

 

[Dogs of Doom]

then there's Bob Rivers... (who did Satan Claus above)

 

[Dogs of Doom]

one more from Bob...

 

[Leonard Neemoil]

Nice @Dogs of Doom !

I've never heard either of those.

 

[circles]

 

[Australian]

My worst christmas song is:

 

[mrjones2004x]

Anything by cliff richard

I love Xmas songs to be fair

A great Christmas song which I heard on the radio first time last year. They tamed the words enough for radio time. Keep this one!

 

[GibsonMarshallGuy47]

Really? I posted that song here and they pissed all over it.

Time signature(s)

I'm going to learn this version of Ave Maria. I understand the music full-well in my head and can play just about anything time signature-wise, but I was never good at actually labeling time signatures. I think this song is in 3/3 - like a waltz. Or at least, it starts off that way (after the...

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oh well. people are stupid. I love everything that Chris has ever done. if he recorded himself singing a Webster's dictionary from front to back, acapella, for an hour straight, it would be amazing.

 

[PowerTube44]

My worst christmas song is:

I didn't like John Lennon as a person at all, but this is the only song on the list I actually like. It always brings back memories.

 

[KidBlast]

I could do with out hearing Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" and "It's the Holiday Season/Happy Holidays" There are others, but those two,, oy!!!

 

[PelliX]

I think my greatest gripe is with Mariah Carey. A career built on autotune and Photoshop - but hey, plenty of those out there. The difference is, this one keeps coming back and driving my nuts every 11 months or so.

Frankly, they could all go, though I'll tolerate Sinatra because... well, Sinatra. Give credit where credit is due. A few drinks in and I can appreciate Slade's Merry Christmas. Chuck Berry's thingy should get a nomination for being allowed to stay, I guess. Apart from that, please, no, no, no more. I guess I don't mind the rest too much if it's rock n roll at heart...

Hendrix never made a Christmas song. Let's be more like Jimi.

 

[chocol8]

Hendrix never made a Christmas song. Let's be more like Jimi.

yes!

 

[Dogs of Doom]

I think my greatest gripe is with Mariah Carey. A career built on autotune and Photoshop - but hey, plenty of those out there. The difference is, this one keeps coming back and driving my nuts every 11 months or so.

Frankly, they could all go, though I'll tolerate Sinatra because... well, Sinatra. Give credit where credit is due. A few drinks in and I can appreciate Slade's Merry Christmas. Chuck Berry's thingy should get a nomination for being allowed to stay, I guess. Apart from that, please, no, no, no more. I guess I don't mind the rest too much if it's rock n roll at heart...

Hendrix never made a Christmas song. Let's be more like Jimi.

lol... so much disinfo...

Carey built herself w/o auto-tune.

Jimi did do a Christmas tune...