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MartyStrat54

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It's like climbing a mountain, S.A.T.O.

People will try that stupid hot stuff just so they can brag about it. Their asshole may be completely tore up, but they still get to brag.
 

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For me the hot stuff is entertaining. I like the endorphin rush. That's not to say I want it on my meals, but for special occasions and for entertainment - yeah, it's pretty unreal how much one drop on the tip of a toothpick can burn your mouth.

Personally, I've never experienced the next-day "after effects" people talk about, I never eat quite that much of it. I wonder what the heck people are doing if it's burning their asses.
 

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Neither have I VIN. I once got into a jalapeno eating contest. I ate over 30 small jalapenos and the next day I was fine.
 

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I went to a Chinese restaurant with some friends and got the General Tso's chicken which has some kind of spicy red peppers in it. I usually eat them because they're never hot. Well we were at a different restaurant than normal, and I ate one and was done for, couldn't finish my meal. At my next morning dump, I swear I literally had molten magma oozing from my butthole.

I like some spiciness. But not when it's that spicy.
 

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Marty , made a wee mistake , it was Linghams sweet chilli and the garlic & chilli I bought. Just saw the linghams label and jumped right in , looks like I need to find some of their thai stuff now :yesway:


Stringjunkie are you tryin to kill me? that stuff looks like it would cauterize both ends shut in quick succession :ugh: 337k scovilles.... that's gonna burn. This is not an angry smiley , its an accurate representation of my sphincter after consuming any of that :mad:
 

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337,000 Scoville rating. You can start a fire with that!

Yeah.....and I got stuck in a try this moment without looking first. I was pretty pissed but since I couldn't feel my tounge anymore I couldn't say too much at first. It's pretty stupid hot.
 

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^^^Vinegar water dude. Used to pour that over pizzas until I found the Joe perry sauce. Ideally somewhere between that, and the nuclear butt sealant suggested by Stringjunkie :yesway:
 

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^^^Vinegar water dude. Used to pour that over pizzas until I found the Joe perry sauce. Ideally somewhere between that, and the nuclear butt sealant suggested by Stringjunkie :yesway:

I'm not all about that nuclear shit,Kap. I like a hotsacue to enhance the flavor of food. Not overwhelm it.:D
 

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I'm not all about that nuclear shit,Kap. I like a hotsacue to enhance the flavor of food. Not overwhelm it.:D


I feel the same :yesway: Its just I have built up my tolerance to spice over the years thanks to my wifes amazing chilli and my father in laws latino wife who makes the most delicious jerk chicken I have ever tasted. My nose ran like a tap and I was dripping with sweat but I just couldn't stop! since I had my first jerk from her:naughty: I got right into the hotter side of things , I guess its partly the mild endorphin rush from really hot things, the rest was down to the awesome taste. Although I do agree there is a limit to heat/taste I still eat the hottest food of all my friends.

That 337k scoville stuff however , just no. I would fear setting fire to the toilet roll.
 

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Meh, 337K is for girls compared to some of the raw chili's I grew. Alas, since the surgery, my days of eating ridiculously hot chili's are long behind me. If I tried that now, I'd be smearing Bepanthen all over my ringpiece for weeks.

Though to be fair, the Dorset Naga's only ever got used sparingly, and most often I would wipe them on food to be cooked, rather than attempt to kill people with them. :D

I do quite like the Naga Chicken that a couple of local restaurants do, but I have my doubts that they are genuine Naga's, OR they're keeping them too long past fresh and have lost their potency.
 
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