carnada
Well-Known Member
So yesterday was new years eve, a few friends from HS call me up saying they were around my area and they wanted to see me after not seeing them for a year and a half. First thing they say "OMG u cut ur hair!! I DIDNT RECOGNIZE YOU" and then we go to this shit fucking pub called "woody's" it was the biggest piece of shit scam ever. Cover was 15 dollars and we got a little cup of champagne at midnight, they also had the lamest DJ in the world, and there were no chicks, so we leave literally at 12:05. And the hostess was like "bye guys 
sorry to dissappoint"
The one of the forever alone guys, most annoying, nerd, high pitched voice, none talented (whew), skinny like a stick, boring guy ever says he HAS to go to the titty bar in quebec. So my other 2 friends are like "yeah maann fuck yeahhh I have never been there before!" So im trying to tell them that there are better pubs downtown with mroe people and a better scene, but they wouldnt listen to me. AND off we go to the titty bar (pigale) we get there, payed the cover which was 7 dollars, and I was like "Why the fuck am I here, I hate these places" Nonetheless, I stayed cool, got a beer (which I made last ALL night because I wasnt planning on spending ANY fucking money like the last time I was at one of these places) so I just looked at chicks dancing naked, strippers making out with other strippers, and then something hit me......All the strippers were hitting on that where either
-Midgets
-Really nerdy looking
-Brutally ugly
-Arabs
-Colored people
So OBVIOUSLY not even ONE stripper walked up to me
hahaha, but then there was this incredibly fat short black guy, AND ALL the strippers were hitting on him. And then I ask my friend whats up with that, and he tells me that strippers know when these dudes have low self esteem issues. So this dude is totally grabbing her ass and shit while eating his nachos, and drinking his beer, and the girl is all over him, and he didnt even get a lapdance, so I felt very bad for the girl because she didnt make her money (she was totally cute tho ). And I felt disgusted by these sort of business. My really annoying friend spent 150 and he told me that he goes there atleast twice a month, and my good bud only bought a beer too because he didnt like the idea. The only good thing about that place is that they played "girls girls girls" by motley crue and sad but true by metallica lol. I was like "you are a stripper, saaad butt truueee"
sorry to dissappoint"The one of the forever alone guys, most annoying, nerd, high pitched voice, none talented (whew), skinny like a stick, boring guy ever says he HAS to go to the titty bar in quebec. So my other 2 friends are like "yeah maann fuck yeahhh I have never been there before!" So im trying to tell them that there are better pubs downtown with mroe people and a better scene, but they wouldnt listen to me. AND off we go to the titty bar (pigale) we get there, payed the cover which was 7 dollars, and I was like "Why the fuck am I here, I hate these places" Nonetheless, I stayed cool, got a beer (which I made last ALL night because I wasnt planning on spending ANY fucking money like the last time I was at one of these places) so I just looked at chicks dancing naked, strippers making out with other strippers, and then something hit me......All the strippers were hitting on that where either
-Midgets
-Really nerdy looking
-Brutally ugly
-Arabs
-Colored people
So OBVIOUSLY not even ONE stripper walked up to me
hahaha, but then there was this incredibly fat short black guy, AND ALL the strippers were hitting on him. And then I ask my friend whats up with that, and he tells me that strippers know when these dudes have low self esteem issues. So this dude is totally grabbing her ass and shit while eating his nachos, and drinking his beer, and the girl is all over him, and he didnt even get a lapdance, so I felt very bad for the girl because she didnt make her money (she was totally cute tho ). And I felt disgusted by these sort of business. My really annoying friend spent 150 and he told me that he goes there atleast twice a month, and my good bud only bought a beer too because he didnt like the idea. The only good thing about that place is that they played "girls girls girls" by motley crue and sad but true by metallica lol. I was like "you are a stripper, saaad butt truueee"
