Sir Don
Well-Known Member
I've just joined up to a dating site due to another failed relationship (won't talk about that) and saw this profile on there, very long but I bet she hasen't got too many takers just yet!!
"OK so seeing as how a lot of you don't bother reading all the way through I'll add some stuff up here ...
Looking for someone who is 35 to 45 years old ... If you are under 35 do not bother - I don't care how "hot" you think I am because I am a woman, not a temperature ! ... If you are over 45 years old do not bother - been there done that, do not need the hassle thanks ... And yeah I know "you" are different but still not interested !
MUST be a non-smoker ... That means someone who does not smoke at all EVER !
MUST be a non-drinker or a social drinker ... Was married to an alcoholic and it is very triggering for me
MUST love kids and cats - I am a package deal ... Take it or leave it - there is no compromise on this !
Ok now we can get to the other stuff - if you're still reading ! lol ...
You'd think as a psychology graduate i'd be able to describe myself pretty well but interestingly, i find it really difficult ! ... I am a little crazy (haha crazy, not white coat crazy ! lol) - i have 3 kids, which includes a set of twins, so it comes with the territory ! ... I have a good sense of humour ... although it should be noted that sarcasm is my weapon of choice - and it's only the lowest form of wit to those who don't get it ! lol ... I am an Aries, a Rat and an Indigo - some of you will know what that means ! lol ... as well as a Reiki 2 practitioner who holds an interest in crystal healing - kinda doesnt really go with the scientific nature of my education ! lol but it works for me
I'm currently studying for a PhD in Psychology ... my first degree was BSc (Hons) biochemistry and physiology which allowed me to do a Grad Dip in Psychology in 2010, and BHSc (Hons) Psychology last year ... my subject matter is not for the feint hearted and i am VERY passionate about it - it is something that has had very little attention in the literature to date, and having had personal experience of the system i am researching, i know that it needs to be changed - and that is what i aim to do !
between studying full time and looking after the kids, i don't have much time for hobbies and interests ... although i do like to read once the kids are in bed - more often than not, it is papers for my study rather than books ! ... i have recently joined the gym at uni, and am enjoying (when time permits) getting back into the exercise and weight training ... had to give up the yoga - to much like torture for me ... which is kinda odd considering i did gymnastics for 15+ years and am still pretty flexible !
What I'm Looking For
i'm looking for a guy who will take me as i am ... and who is willing to be who he is rather than putting on a facade ...
i would like someone who has a great personality, a whacky sense of humour, who will understand my witty sarcasm ! For me, being challenged intellectually is important, so intelligence and a good education will go a long way towards providing good conversation on a wide range of topics ...
ideally, i would like a man who looks good in business clothes ... who is good around the house and will actually cook and clean - rather than just telling me he can ! lol ... i'd like him to be well built - and not just the width of his shoulders hehe ... i would like someone who loves kids and is a hands on role model for his own (if he has them) and mine ... i need to know that i can absolutely trust him to keep the home fires burning, particularly if i need to go interstate or overseas for a conference or to London if my Mum gets sick ...
MUST be a non smoker ... and a non or social drinker ... and must love cats !"
I mean seriously, she's narrowed her target audience to basically fuck all!!!
Good luck is all I can say.
"OK so seeing as how a lot of you don't bother reading all the way through I'll add some stuff up here ...
Looking for someone who is 35 to 45 years old ... If you are under 35 do not bother - I don't care how "hot" you think I am because I am a woman, not a temperature ! ... If you are over 45 years old do not bother - been there done that, do not need the hassle thanks ... And yeah I know "you" are different but still not interested !
MUST be a non-smoker ... That means someone who does not smoke at all EVER !
MUST be a non-drinker or a social drinker ... Was married to an alcoholic and it is very triggering for me
MUST love kids and cats - I am a package deal ... Take it or leave it - there is no compromise on this !
Ok now we can get to the other stuff - if you're still reading ! lol ...
You'd think as a psychology graduate i'd be able to describe myself pretty well but interestingly, i find it really difficult ! ... I am a little crazy (haha crazy, not white coat crazy ! lol) - i have 3 kids, which includes a set of twins, so it comes with the territory ! ... I have a good sense of humour ... although it should be noted that sarcasm is my weapon of choice - and it's only the lowest form of wit to those who don't get it ! lol ... I am an Aries, a Rat and an Indigo - some of you will know what that means ! lol ... as well as a Reiki 2 practitioner who holds an interest in crystal healing - kinda doesnt really go with the scientific nature of my education ! lol but it works for me
I'm currently studying for a PhD in Psychology ... my first degree was BSc (Hons) biochemistry and physiology which allowed me to do a Grad Dip in Psychology in 2010, and BHSc (Hons) Psychology last year ... my subject matter is not for the feint hearted and i am VERY passionate about it - it is something that has had very little attention in the literature to date, and having had personal experience of the system i am researching, i know that it needs to be changed - and that is what i aim to do !
between studying full time and looking after the kids, i don't have much time for hobbies and interests ... although i do like to read once the kids are in bed - more often than not, it is papers for my study rather than books ! ... i have recently joined the gym at uni, and am enjoying (when time permits) getting back into the exercise and weight training ... had to give up the yoga - to much like torture for me ... which is kinda odd considering i did gymnastics for 15+ years and am still pretty flexible !
What I'm Looking For
i'm looking for a guy who will take me as i am ... and who is willing to be who he is rather than putting on a facade ...
i would like someone who has a great personality, a whacky sense of humour, who will understand my witty sarcasm ! For me, being challenged intellectually is important, so intelligence and a good education will go a long way towards providing good conversation on a wide range of topics ...
ideally, i would like a man who looks good in business clothes ... who is good around the house and will actually cook and clean - rather than just telling me he can ! lol ... i'd like him to be well built - and not just the width of his shoulders hehe ... i would like someone who loves kids and is a hands on role model for his own (if he has them) and mine ... i need to know that i can absolutely trust him to keep the home fires burning, particularly if i need to go interstate or overseas for a conference or to London if my Mum gets sick ...
MUST be a non smoker ... and a non or social drinker ... and must love cats !"
I mean seriously, she's narrowed her target audience to basically fuck all!!!
Good luck is all I can say.