What's Your Pornstar Name?

[10kDA]

Fella 80

But my ex had a bitchin'/epic pornstar name:
Calico Dellwood

 

[Marshion]

Gidget Madison
Shotsie Madison
Gus Eastern

 

[Point 2 Point]

King Nottingham

 

[JohnH]

I had a pet guinea-pig called Rusty
We lived in Benders Avenue
So I'd be Rusty Bender (for the win!)

 

[Trumpet Rider]

to everyone so far!!!

 

[GibsonMarshallGuy47]

we kinda have an R-rated running joke with me, my wife, and my two kids (who are 21 years old and 17)... whenever any one of us comes across any phrase that has a really vague sexual connotation to it, we will usually say to one another: "that was my name in prison"... I guess it could also translate to a "porn name".

like for example, on a food packaging label, it might say something like "creamy goodness" on it, and I'll see it, show it to my wife and say: "that was my name when I was in prison"... yeah, we're all pretty demented when it comes to our collective family sense of humor.

 

[Deftone]

Rex Matadero

 

[Wolvieberzerker]

Solarburn

 

[Trumpet Rider]

Solarburn

Somehow I don't believe you.

 

[Barfly]

OK, that's a good one, Johnny.

Thank you. Hehehe.

 

[Mitchell Pearrow]

Dude Richburn

 

[Trelwheen]

No hope for me

Pretty pitiful:

Nell Leland
Sissy Lathan

Hey! I could be a trans porn star!!

Aw hell yeah.

My pronouns are Gorgeous and Slick.

 

[MonstersOfTheMidway]

Punky Brewster

 

[TonalEuphoria]

Rod Drillinsom

or

Buster Holsin

 

[fitz]

Rod Drillinsom

or

Buster Holsin

You didn't read the pet name / street name as a kid rule did you?

 

[TonalEuphoria]

You didn't read the pet name / street name as a kid rule did you?

Nope, I totally did not.
Well, that changes everything.
Those would make lousy pornstar names.
I guess my career in porn is over.

 

[mickeydg5]

Rod Drillinsom

or

Buster Holsin

That there is a demon.

I do not care for this thread at all, nothing to do with the linked crap of that asshole with the greasy smirk above but is all connected.

 

[Leonard Neemoil]

Princess Military Turnpike.

 

[TonalEuphoria]

That there is a demon.

I do not care for this thread at all, nothing to do with the linked crap of that asshole above but is all connected.

Are you calling me an asshole or John Travolta? Because if I were a more sensitive person I might take offense.

 

[Nkyrental]

Scotty Woodlawn