mtm105
Well-Known Member
Charles Darwin was wrong. We're nothing like monkeys.
I wish he were around now, so I could throw feces in his face.
I start going to the gym in February because that's when all the good treadmills are free again.
I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren’t allowed to talk about what they did at work all day.
It takes nearly 20 years for a four-year degree to become profitable.
Parents that have taken music lessons are more accurate at detecting distress in a baby’s cries, than parents without musical training.
Socially anxious people can lessen their anxiety by performing small acts of kindness, a study found.
A person who hides their pain behind a smile is called an “eccedentesiast.”
An ugly personality can easily destroy a pretty face.
Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.
- Doug Ivester
Sleeping on the job is acceptable in Japan, as it's viewed as exhaustion from working hard.
Tobacco is projected to kill 1 billion people in the next century.
Be happy. Be who you want to be. If others don't like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody.
Whatever you do, never run back to what broke you.
The difference between terror and horror is that terror occurs in anticipation of the horrifying experience, while horror occurs after.
The nicest people tend to often be the ones who have been mistreated the most.
In 1938, Adolf Hitler was TIME magazine’s Man of the Year and in 1939, he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The coronavirus is causing nausea and ulcers for stock investors.
People tend to sneeze three times because one loosens up an irritant, the second gets it to the front of the nose, and the third gets it out.
People who sleep less tend to crave junk food. People who oversleep tend to crave more sleep.
A protein in human saliva called histatin can help wounds heal faster.
Athazagoraphobia: The fear of being forgotten and or ignored by someone whom you strongly care about.
(walks into coworker’s office who has an Echo)
Alexa, what is Pi to a thousand digits?
(walks out)
I wish he were around now, so I could throw feces in his face.
I start going to the gym in February because that's when all the good treadmills are free again.
I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren’t allowed to talk about what they did at work all day.
It takes nearly 20 years for a four-year degree to become profitable.
Parents that have taken music lessons are more accurate at detecting distress in a baby’s cries, than parents without musical training.
Socially anxious people can lessen their anxiety by performing small acts of kindness, a study found.
A person who hides their pain behind a smile is called an “eccedentesiast.”
An ugly personality can easily destroy a pretty face.
Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.
- Doug Ivester
Sleeping on the job is acceptable in Japan, as it's viewed as exhaustion from working hard.
Tobacco is projected to kill 1 billion people in the next century.
Be happy. Be who you want to be. If others don't like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody.
Whatever you do, never run back to what broke you.
The difference between terror and horror is that terror occurs in anticipation of the horrifying experience, while horror occurs after.
The nicest people tend to often be the ones who have been mistreated the most.
In 1938, Adolf Hitler was TIME magazine’s Man of the Year and in 1939, he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The coronavirus is causing nausea and ulcers for stock investors.
People tend to sneeze three times because one loosens up an irritant, the second gets it to the front of the nose, and the third gets it out.
People who sleep less tend to crave junk food. People who oversleep tend to crave more sleep.
A protein in human saliva called histatin can help wounds heal faster.
Athazagoraphobia: The fear of being forgotten and or ignored by someone whom you strongly care about.
(walks into coworker’s office who has an Echo)
Alexa, what is Pi to a thousand digits?
(walks out)
