Anyone can write a childrens book

[Australian]

An "illustration" is something quite different than a "picture", and is used in a different type of context.

Don't make me have to school your kangaroo @ss today.

“Illustrations by Perri Pencildick” . Its nothing more complicated than that.

 

[Vinsanitizer]

“Illustrations by Perri Pencildick” . Its nothing more complicated than that.

I can't believe I actually looked that up.

I gotta hand it to ya, Aus. Sometimes you make the Vinsanitizer™ laugh with a fervency unsurpassed in modern history.

 

[Dogs of Doom]

pitcher?

 

[Söulcaster]

My type of pitcher. I leanrned it in high skool.

 

[Australian]

This is more important than pitchers.

 

[Vinsanitizer]

pitcher?

OUCH!! DAMMIT DOGS!!! Right in the frickin' eye.

 

[Matthews Guitars]

"Oh, the fun toys you might find hidden in mommy's underwear drawer!"

"The neat magazines daddy hides in his sock drawer are fun to find and look at!"

 

[Vinsanitizer]

This is more important than pitchers.

You act like that's news. People were aware of that in the 1800's. I know, because I saw it on an episode of Little House On The Prairie.

 

[Australian]

You act like that's news. People were aware of that in the 1800's. I know, because I saw it on an episode of Little House On The Prairie.

Its not News, its fact. Lets distinguish the two.

 

[Vinsanitizer]

Its not News, its fact. Lets distinguish the two.

Seriously, you didn't read the "Little House On The Prairie" part?

 

[Australian]

Seriously, you didn't read the "Little House On The Prairie" part?

You assume that I’m hep to the backstory of Little House on the Prairie.
The Engles comes to mind, Engles means English in Latin I think so that takes me to New England and turkeys.

Hiw did I do?

 

[Vinsanitizer]

You assume that I’m hep to the backstory of Little House on the Prairie.
The Engles comes to mind, Engles means English in Latin I think so that takes me to New England and turkeys.

Hiw did I do?

It's "Ingalls". Charles Ingalls. Anyway, it isn't worth belaboring, so let's move on.

Where were we... - Oh yeah, so you made a point about children's books. What else, why'd you bring it up? You could also describe:

How children's books have influenced you in your childhood.
How they relate to you today.
Your desire to write and distribute one, or perhaps a series.
The types of content or themes you might use.
Whether you prefer paperback versions, or classic hard covers (early ones were cloth-covered cardboard).
Your general thoughts and opinions about children's books, etc.

I would encourage you to continue. There's a lot more you could say, so I don't think you're finished with your thread yet.

BTW, have you ever read "Harold And The Purple Crayon"? I think you should, it's a really fun book.

 

[Whizzercone]

My type of pitcher. I leanrned it in high skool.

Stanley

 

[Cal Nevari]

This was my favorite. I still have a copy.

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Dunno if you’ve seen the trailer but this is coming out as a movie.

 

[Vinsanitizer]

Dunno if you’ve seen the trailer but this is coming out as a movie.

Plz post it.

 

[Frodebro]

 

[AtomicRob]

I'm gonna have to disagree with the central premise of this thread... as a parent of a young child who reads a lot of books, I'd say anyone might think they can write a children's book but therein lies the problem...

 

[Australian]

I'm gonna have to disagree with the central premise of this thread... as a parent of a young child who reads a lot of books, I'd say anyone might think they can write a children's book but therein lies the problem...

Thats why every man and his dog has written one. The kids are illiterate, so are the parents in a lot of cases.

The only thing that sells the book is the pitchers!

 

[Whizzercone]

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Jack and Jill went up the hill...

 

[Australian]

It's "Ingalls". Charles Ingalls. Anyway, it isn't worth belaboring, so let's move on.

Where were we... - Oh yeah, so you made a point about children's books. What else, why'd you bring it up? You could also describe:

How children's books have influenced you in your childhood.
How they relate to you today.
Your desire to write and distribute one, or perhaps a series.
The types of content or themes you might use.
Whether you prefer paperback versions, or classic hard covers (early ones were cloth-covered cardboard).
Your general thoughts and opinions about children's books, etc.

I would encourage you to continue. There's a lot more you could say, so I don't think you're finished with your thread yet.

BTW, have you ever read "Harold And The Purple Crayon"? I think you should, it's a really fun book.

Childrens books of today are divisive.

In relation to Ingles or Engles. I dont care!
If a person is going to be cast for a wholesome role like that, at least check that he doesnt have a skeleton in his closet..