mtm105
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The average person in France sleeps 8.83 hours per day, the most in the developed world.
Sound doesn't travel in space.
A librocubicularist is someone who reads in bed.
Strawberries actually contain more vitamin C than oranges.
A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes.
Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.
When they see you're doing better without them, that's when they want you back.
Only 6 percent of doctors today are happy with their jobs.
Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry. Don't decide when you're sad.
The creator of Johnny Bravo, the creator of Powerpuff Girls, and the creator of Dexter’s Laboratory were all roommates in college.
Giving birth is the second most painful thing a human can experience
– The first is being burned alive.
There's white smoke coming from under the hood of my car.
I'm either having engine trouble, or they just elected a new Pope.
It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.
If your town offers a gun buy-back program, stand out front and offer 10 dollars more.
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: TWO.
One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis.
I mean ladder. I MEANT LADDER!
The phrase "watching paint dry" should be replaced with; "listening to people talk about brewing their own beer."
All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome; it can only be described with a German word.
My dad once told me "Son, stay out of Gay clubs, or you will see something you shouldn't "
So, of course I went in.
He was right.
I saw my Dad.
I want my Facebook account to outlive me by 100 years.
I want my Grandchildren to read my Posts and say, "Holy fxck. He was so weird."
I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep.
Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face.
How do they grow the peanuts inside M&Ms?
Sound doesn't travel in space.
A librocubicularist is someone who reads in bed.
Strawberries actually contain more vitamin C than oranges.
A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes.
Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.
When they see you're doing better without them, that's when they want you back.
Only 6 percent of doctors today are happy with their jobs.
Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry. Don't decide when you're sad.
The creator of Johnny Bravo, the creator of Powerpuff Girls, and the creator of Dexter’s Laboratory were all roommates in college.
Giving birth is the second most painful thing a human can experience
– The first is being burned alive.
There's white smoke coming from under the hood of my car.
I'm either having engine trouble, or they just elected a new Pope.
It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.
If your town offers a gun buy-back program, stand out front and offer 10 dollars more.
How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: TWO.
One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis.
I mean ladder. I MEANT LADDER!
The phrase "watching paint dry" should be replaced with; "listening to people talk about brewing their own beer."
All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome; it can only be described with a German word.
My dad once told me "Son, stay out of Gay clubs, or you will see something you shouldn't "
So, of course I went in.
He was right.
I saw my Dad.
I want my Facebook account to outlive me by 100 years.
I want my Grandchildren to read my Posts and say, "Holy fxck. He was so weird."
I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep.
Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face.
How do they grow the peanuts inside M&Ms?
