Never mind the beer...
Ha!
Thank you kind sirs
We had DI boxes there to reamp later but the both of us forgot to plug them in. Woops.
So we just used the actual mic'd amps for the mix.
We used pedals to get our distortion: A Boss FBM-1 and a Zvex Box of Rock. Set the amps clean and pretty much flat, and used the pedals to give it the final sound. Not too bad!
I would've preferred the reamp- but it works! Fk it!