Not a lot of people know that...

[gdh1532]

I'm going to have pancakes for breakfast.

 

[SonVolt]

I had freedom toast for breakfast.

 

[TwinACStacks]

No matter how hard I try, I just can't bend enough to see my own anus....

TWIN

 

[Blokkadeleider]

According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.

There are lies, damned lies and there are statistics.
According to my personal statistics Canadian women take the lead... by miles.


Gr,

Gerrit.

 

[Holme]

Turtles can breathe through their arse!

 

[anitoli]

...That this is Chu Kok!

 

[Greyly]

You were born with 300 bones but by the time you reach adulthood you have 206.

...and no the penis is not a bone, but the average man has 198,000 boners in his lifetime - most occur while he is asleep.

 

[DirtySteve]

You were born with 300 bones but by the time you reach adulthood you have 206.

...and no the penis is not a bone, but the average man has 198,000 boners in his lifetime - most occur while he is asleep.

A raccoons penis has a bone in it. And a pigs penis looks like a corkscrew.

Before you go jumping to any conclusions, we raised pigs when I was in Jr high and the rednecks I grew up around hunted coon and would cut the bone out.

 

[diesect20022000]

Some female cockroaches mate only once and are pregnant for the rest of their lives.

kinda like ghetto sluts?

 

[Peaty]

Turtles can breathe through their arse!

My boss will frequently speak out of his

 

[thrawn86]

Ahhhhh, everyone knows that, Peaty.