The official "Things People Say" thread

[Mitchell Pearrow]

Prolly why all dem Aye Rabs ware dem turbines on dey heads. Innit

 

[Vinsanitizer]

Prolly why all dem Aye Rabs ware dem turbines on dey heads. Innit

Phhht!

 

[Leonard Neemoil]

People quoting the Tom Petty song You Don't Know How it Feels.

Lemme runs with you tonight...

 

[Vinsanitizer]

"Not to mention, but..."

... goes ahead and mentions anyway.


"I don't mean to bring this up, but..."

... brings it up anyway.

 

[Leonard Neemoil]

"Not to mention, but..."

... goes ahead and mentions anyway.


"I don't mean to bring this up, but..."

... brings it up anyway.

Right, like saying "It doesn't really matter but"...

If it doesn't fargen matter then why even mention it?!

 

[Söulcaster]

or "it goes without saying" then continues to say it.......

 

[Whizzercone]

Right, like saying "It doesn't really matter but"...

If it doesn't fargen matter then why even mention it?!

Nothing before the but matters.

 

[Whizzercone]

"Not to mention, but..."

... goes ahead and mentions anyway.


"I don't mean to bring this up, but..."

... brings it up anyway.

 

[Vinsanitizer]

Anyone remember the days when people used to say, "There are two kinds of people in this world..."?

They don't say that anymore. There's a lot more than 2 now.

 

[Frodebro]

Anyone remember the days when people used to say, "There are two kinds of people in this world..."?

They don't say that anymore. There's a lot more than 2 now.

Nope, there’s still only two basic food groups when it comes to human behavior: Those who are predominantly rationally driven, and those who are predominately emotionally driven.

 

[SmokeyDopey]

There are two kinds of people in this world...

1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

 

[Vinsanitizer]

1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

I used to do that until I quit watching pron.

 

[Vinsanitizer]

"Ya don't say".

TH does that even mean?

 

[Leonard Neemoil]

Not trying to bust your balls, but (then proceeds to bust your balls)...

 

[Leonard Neemoil]

Here's another one. Went to a gas station with my nephew. Kids got a swamp people/diesel beard.

Guy inside asks how long it took to grow and then says he looks like that dude from Pantera... "you know, the one with the kilt"...