carnada
Well-Known Member
I have had shitty feelings for a while. Bad news through my family all week long
I have had shitty feelings for a while. Bad news through my family all week long
Have you seen that very young girl playing bass with Jeff Beck?
Tal Wilkenfeld is both a smokin' hot Aussie woman (age:24) & bass player. Mad skills.
I would love to be geezin' on a Strat next to her.
You had a thread about counting your sperm?
Yeah the ones that fall out after a long night out!
sometimes I like to pretend Im a dude, so I will be more accepted on guitar forums
Yeah the ones that fall out after a long night out!
sometimes I like to pretend Im a dude, so I will be more accepted on guitar forums
If you're a girl, will you do Carnada a really good favour?
seriously
Bitchez can't rock. Theres a reason why guitars were invented by men, we are supposed to play that shit to get the bitchez. I mean, everything was invented by dudes in order to then sell ur invention and make money. And we all know that bitchez are attracted to dudes with resources (money, check ladder theory for more explanation)
More proof??
Name 5 women composers! Exactly, there are none.
Name 3 women inventors, exactly there are none.
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Bach, Vivaldi, Beethoven, Mozart, Schubert, Chopin, Malmsteen, Pinchas Zukerman, BB King, DaVinci.....the list could go on forever.
I saw Tal with beck on tv and doing a concert and shit, and she looks like she's 12. She makes the most random awkward intense smiles to jeff when they're really getting into a jam
Bet Jeff pounded that after the show!