This thread is epic.
This thread is epic.
I prepare by just being aware and vigilant, well that and practicing throat punches everynight for 3-5 hours.
When it comes time to defend oneself from a canadian rapper who looks like carrot tops sister, there is really only two ways to go.
1- Beg his friends not to slap you around by the teeter totter in your local park while handing over your line 6 tone blender.
Or,
2- throat punch everyone within a three mile radius.
( I know #2 will offend some of those in this thread from places like Australia and or new foundland, but I dont care. Not only are you not allowed to own guns, you have sex with kangaroos and think yahoo serious was actually serious )
I actually have been working so much on my throat punching style that I stopped playing guitar and sold my gear to make more time for it.
Last night in my throat punching dojo it kind of hit me the irony of it all.
Guess that happens when you deal with drug lords and in the end, thats life in the big city.
Grity, real, punchy, with a hint of woody mids..
Alot like slash's tone.
Just to let you know, it sounds to me like she basically told you that she was going to have sex with slashRapper5000 ON your amp.
Just sayin.
Above the law man.
Watch that movie, it will all come together. Its a puzzle man.
This thread only makes sense to certain people, and Im one of them, Kind of like Chewie fighting nazis while riding a giant squirrel. I just get it man.
I think I'm going to get rid of my ENTIRE signature and just use the above! Now this is EPIC! Dude when I get to AZ we gotta meet!
I can hardly wait for the Movie:
"Carnada goes to Court". It was originally going to be: "Carnada goes to White Castle", but some MFs stole that from him TOO....
TWIN
When I go to North America I am so gonna pay you guys a visit. We'll play Les Pauls through Marshall stacks and drink beer and cap'n morgan and shower with Old Spice and eat burgers and fat, huge steaks and beef. Because we're fucking manly!
Sure. We'll meet in the park. Bring your amp and any spare cash you might have lying around.