Good God Alvin, what the hell have you been hitting with the mallet?
The Mallet.....
Back in my Coast Guard riverboat days,86-89 ,we maintained lights like this.....'cept ours were mostly in trees then.
At one point the Seamen were all given these OD green tool bags with the basic tools needed for servicing the lights....Screwdrivers ,ratcheting 9/16 -1/2" box wrenches ,needle nose, cutters ,strippers,knife,mag lite,Leatherman when they came about ....stuff like that
My roomie just happened to be the guy who put the bags together ,and as shipmates do, we were always pullin pranks on each other
So comes the day they're handing out the bags .They're all stenciled with our names. My crew were all in on it . The boss says ,"Open em up and make sure ya got everything"
Well, I open mine up and there's THAT MALLET ! That was the ONLY tool in MY bag
We all had a huge laugh .My bag was stolen outa my truck around '94 ....BUT I still have the fckn mallet
I know it's pounded a couple HD transmission shafts , some Van wheel bearings and who knows WTF else since '86 .....
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